Kiss the Kitties

triviallytrue:

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

i cannot stop fucking thinking about the phrase “fumbled a BBW”

has not left my lexicon since i saw it a week ago

they killed him for this

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homesweetgoodneighbor:

greenekangaroo:

hollow-head:

lockwie:

hollow-head:

concept: horror version of the Hallmark channel where they have a new Halloween themed movie every month but the movie is ALSO about people (monsters) falling in love

Hellmark movies

HELLMARK MOVIES

@monstrousagonies

*slams reblog button* SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

taffywabbit:

j4gm:

Doing some Minecraft modding and thrilled to discover that bunny rabbits have an attribute called EVIL ATTACK POWER.

ALT

ALT

wait hold on i’ve cracked the code. look closer

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felixcolgrave:

A dinosaur evolving into a bird

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gayvampiredivorce:

deep space nine can’t go four episodes without a shitty guy who sucks getting psychosexually obsessed with benjamin sisko

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letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

Trying to find a spice rack for the kitchen counter on ebay, preferably one Benny Baby won’t knock over, and imagine my surprise to learn that a

GARFIELD

SPICE RACK

exists

Four hundred and fifty american dollars when you include shipping

i like the way you think!

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cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Ohhh the earthly delights

Girls when the delights are earthly

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ghostcrows:

ghostcrows:

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she’s just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she’s Peggy that’s just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they’re like ok fine I guess

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in “happy”, because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can’t go around tellin people you’re “gay” for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

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sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

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alanabloommd:

since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.

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